Coming soon to a bookshelf near you (well, your screen actually!) — don’t miss a single stop on this magical book tour!
We are on tour from 28th July – 10th August
💕📚✨ Let’s fall in love with a great story together. ✨📚💕
Starting in….
About the book
Publication Date : 28th July 2026
Publisher : The Book Guild
Genre : Literary Fiction / Humour
Page Count : 248 pages
Series / Standalone : Standalone
Blurb
How could the scuzziest man in the world and the kindest woman alive ever fall in love?
Arnie Garth has it all. An LA porn empire, a gorgeous pornstar mistress and a legendary wife. Unfortunately, he has the morals of a sewer rat. And when he finds himself on his premature deathbed, he receives some unexpected news: he has no soul.
According to the Keeper of Souls, he was born without one. A heavenly clerical error. His was mistakenly given to the baby girl behind him in the queue – a sweet, selfless Englishwoman named Noreen Milburn, who now has two.
To avoid a fate worse than death, Arnie has just one week to find Noreen, fall genuinely in love with her, and make her fall for him too. No explanations. No shortcuts. Just real love. The problem? Noreen is a sheep-loving Lake District shepherdess who prefers charity work to men, while Arnie’s world is full of porn stars, a furious wife and a hired hitman.
The route to true love runs from LA to Cumbria to Las Vegas. But will it find its way home?
About Paul A. Mendelson
Paul A. Mendelson is a BAFTA-nominated screenwriter and novelist. He created some of BBC’s most successful sit-coms, shown in the US and over 70 countries, and acclaimed British drama. He now writes screenplays and novels, for adults and middle-grade. Paul scripts his novels, three have been optioned for movies, including his latest ‘Seville’. His novel Must Have GSOH was the only UK Finalist in the 2023 Screencraft LA Cinematic Book Contest.
Reviewers Schedule
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28 July | MoMoBookDiary Sarah Reads |
29 July | emmas_books_and_more |
30 July | imreadingmybook |
31 July | kaz_loves_books9 Happilyeverhels |
1 August | whatyoutolkienabout |
2 August | prdgreads ~ Promo ~ |
3 August | Bookworm86 book_a_holic_17 |
4 August | spillthebookswithkate |
5 August | book.lover1486 |
6 August | Rambling Mads |
7 August | A Mothers Musings Pauline Render |
8 August | midnightmarginsbooks |
9 August | redhead_reviews1 bianca_reads_books |
10 August | Nina.literaryloops hannahmaybookreviews |
